Retrenchment Phobia?!

Mr Retrenchment... He i could say he is the dimed-wit in our class. However he is an eccentric guy that has a very lame phobia... Phobia of attending English classes.(-.-l)
Becos of him we have to write a letter to Anne marie. Why we are absent from class on WED together with something very absurb!!!! PARENT SIGNATURE N CONTACT No. Feel as though i was pulled back in time..... Primary sch days? Come On we're in poly!!!